Worst. Show. Ever. An embarrassment to the Bachelor franchise, and it takes a lot to embarrass them. It was torture to watch, but it is my own fault. The remote is right there, in arm's reach, and the little off button takes no effort. I could put it under my dog's paw and press and have her turn it off.
Here is my list of grievances:
1) The F---- twins. Can some nice twenty-something production assistant pull them aside and tell them that they should refrain from using the F- word between shrieks? Shriek, followed by the F word. The lowest common denominator of human expression, yet they use it constantly. Hey twins, use it occasionally, for effect. You might land a guy with half a brain that way. The other half of his brain would be dead of course, to have picked one of you.
2) Ben. So dull.
3) Lauren. When is she going to realize how dull Ben is?
4) A bear? I would run, contract with Freeform or no contract with Freeform. I would not park myself anywhere near unleashed REAL wildlife like that.
5) Chris, the Farmer. What a loser. This guy is going down with a bullet. His best days are behind him. Time to go back to the farm, or the loft in Des Moines. He's on minute 14 and 45 seconds of his 15 minutes of fame.
I'm done with this show. I can sit through fake, and set-up, but I can't sit through deadly dull or deadly stupid.
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